Baywatch Belief

It's been a while since any of us posted, But we've been hard at work getting ourselves into more stupid situations and listening to more entertaining things that men say.

I was having a discussion with a friend of mine (lets call her ruby), the other day about her ex boyfriend, what she said just highlighted the true horror of what women are attracted to.

Her ex, (lets call him Phil) seemed to be a lovely guy. He has in recent weeks being sending her text messages proposing that they have sex in an uncomfortable place, and he doesn't mean the back seat of a ford fiesta! Anyhow what she said just summed it all up for me;

"If I'd known he was such an asshole, I would never have dumped him!"

Sad but true, all women love a bastad. Which brings me to....

Scarlets Latest Adventure.

Now I may have mentioned a lifeguard earlier in this blog. Well last night after annoying ruby for weeks about my barren love life she took my phone off me and sent him a booty call message on my behalf. And there starts the chain of events. Ended up meeting him at a bus stop with two of his friends and ruby. Well this was not going to plan, firstly he didn't get in the taxi with us, instead he ran the 2 or 3 miles to his house, mental!?. Then when we got there everyone was sitting round, what the hell! Ruby and me have to make chitchat with these nutters, who are very very dull.
Lifeguard turns up, and decides to go for a shower. To which I say;

"Would you like some company”?

Oh Christ! Anyway long story short, we do it all over the place, at one point climbing out the window. He then wraps a towel round himself and goes back to talk to everyone, I was so so tempted to leave there and then.
But this is just the set up, once everyone had gone to bed and we start to get close again. He says to me

"Would you like a threesome”?

Oh dear this is becoming a theme of my love life; do I seem like that sort of person or something? No don't answer that. I said

"Um maybe if I had some notice"

As if we're talking about making a cake or something. He then says:

"Wouldn't you love to have two guys" ..............insert scene
here.............

And he meant there and then!, I don't know who he was proposing join us but I don't think I've ever been so turned off in my life

I'm starting to think that maybe he might not respect me to a huge degree. And I'm not even getting into the whole, wants a threesome with another man thing.