A Friend Speaks...
Dear Reader,
I am not of the lovely trio of ladies that have so lovingly created this blog but a slightly more responsible individual who has observed many of the girls' 'excursions' into the dirty world they inhabit. I thought I would add a post just to explain a little bit of characters, just so you can get a more accurate picture of our narrators.
The Duck (who subsequently hasn't posted yet): Is one of those people that you can't help but laugh with (and at), she just makes you smile. She is also a trouble-magnet, causing some people to think ill of her but I like to think she's just misguided. Her heart is normally in the right place and I think at the end of the day, she just wants to find someone lovely and nice to watch films with. If only she wasn't such a flake...
Scarlet: A relatively new acquaintance of mine and someone I believe to be a late-bloomer in terms of dirty misdeeds. Her past is a bit murky for me but her recent going's on have been crystal clear in my mind. She seems never to be short of male admiration, although seems to lack the attention span for any of them. Definately a candidate for the saying, 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.' Probably will continue to be a wild-card for a few more years before finding that cultured poet who will tolerate her needy and fickle ways.
Russian: We met in the first year of secondary school where she tells me she was scared of me, although I have no idea why. But as the years went on, our friendship grew and so Russian's history is one, I am very familiar with. Her 'conquests' may not have been great or many but they are very, very funny, I have to stress that. She is a charming wreck of insecurity and confusion and you have to love her for it. There is not a minute in Russian's life that does not seem to have a tinge of scandal about it nowadays, which is not great for her but she always seems to laugh about it...I mean, you have to. Although so many times, I think Russian's behaviour all stems from her traumitising experiences of a One-Balled boy and a Spanish paedophile...Maybe she will share these with you in the future, I do not know. But if she does, even though you will be disgusted, you will not be able to not laugh. Fact.
I hope this little entry has enlightened you and that you now have a clearer picture of my three friends is in your mind. They are not bad people, they just do really bad (and hilarious) things.
Signed,
The Observer.
I am not of the lovely trio of ladies that have so lovingly created this blog but a slightly more responsible individual who has observed many of the girls' 'excursions' into the dirty world they inhabit. I thought I would add a post just to explain a little bit of characters, just so you can get a more accurate picture of our narrators.
The Duck (who subsequently hasn't posted yet): Is one of those people that you can't help but laugh with (and at), she just makes you smile. She is also a trouble-magnet, causing some people to think ill of her but I like to think she's just misguided. Her heart is normally in the right place and I think at the end of the day, she just wants to find someone lovely and nice to watch films with. If only she wasn't such a flake...
Scarlet: A relatively new acquaintance of mine and someone I believe to be a late-bloomer in terms of dirty misdeeds. Her past is a bit murky for me but her recent going's on have been crystal clear in my mind. She seems never to be short of male admiration, although seems to lack the attention span for any of them. Definately a candidate for the saying, 'treat 'em mean, keep 'em keen.' Probably will continue to be a wild-card for a few more years before finding that cultured poet who will tolerate her needy and fickle ways.
Russian: We met in the first year of secondary school where she tells me she was scared of me, although I have no idea why. But as the years went on, our friendship grew and so Russian's history is one, I am very familiar with. Her 'conquests' may not have been great or many but they are very, very funny, I have to stress that. She is a charming wreck of insecurity and confusion and you have to love her for it. There is not a minute in Russian's life that does not seem to have a tinge of scandal about it nowadays, which is not great for her but she always seems to laugh about it...I mean, you have to. Although so many times, I think Russian's behaviour all stems from her traumitising experiences of a One-Balled boy and a Spanish paedophile...Maybe she will share these with you in the future, I do not know. But if she does, even though you will be disgusted, you will not be able to not laugh. Fact.
I hope this little entry has enlightened you and that you now have a clearer picture of my three friends is in your mind. They are not bad people, they just do really bad (and hilarious) things.
Signed,
The Observer.
posted by witchsofeastwick at 10:47 AM
2 Comments:
I agree. hear hear!
x scarlet x
"her conquests may not be great or many". I totally resent that. They may not be numerous in comparison to The Duck's or Scarlet's, but each one of them has been special and close to my heart. No exceptions. Except maybe the footballer from Weston-Supermare! x russian
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